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The Oni and Timmy Turner

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The Oni and Timmy Turner
A non-canon Fanfiction Written by ChinchillaChris67

Timmy Turner was being burdened by the rules of wishing. To add insult to injury, he is trying desperately to dispose of Tootie. There was also a new kid in town. His name was Kiyoshi Takeda. Little is known about him except he is an eccentric new face in Dimmsdale. Naoko is wary of him for she sensed an uneasy presence from him. During recess, Timmy muttered “Man, I’d give anything for a rule-free wish. The eccentric Kiyoshi chuckled “That can be arranged.” Timmy turned around to see Kiyoshi, formerly wearing a uniform is now in a red kimono, with scarlet skin and buffalo horns and a protruding donkey’s tail. Timmy asked “Kiyoshi, you’re the Devil?” Kiyoshi explained “Not really. I happen to be an oni.” That word triggered Naoko’s senses. Naoko hid behind a tree to eavesdrop. Kiyoshi informed “I’ll give you this macaque’s paw that grants four rule-free wishes, no matter what they are.” Timmy, demanding, asked “What do you want in exchange for these wishes?” The oni stated “All I want from you is… your immortal soul!” Wanda scoffed, thinking Timmy is not that gullible “Oh, please! Do you think Timmy would fall for…” Timmy offered “Deal!” Kiyoshi gave him a pen. “Just sign this contract.” Timmy signed the contract willingly. “Now remember, the instant the fourth wish is granted, I own your soul for quite an eternity,” informed the oni. Timmy uttered “I won’t use the wishes unless I really need them.” Kiyoshi admired “That’s a wise policy, but will it last for three days?”

Timmy instantly used the wishes to woo Trixie Tang, acquire a lot of money and become famous. Naoko, nearby, scolded “Timmy, you shouldn’t make a deal with that man! He is evil.” Timmy said “So what? Cosmo and Wanda’s rules always are a pain.” Timmy said to the monkey’s paw “I wish for a way to win everything!” Aghast Naoko, Cosmo and Wanda and even Poof were shock that he made the final wish.” Kiyoshi opened a portal to the realm known as hell. As Timmy was being sucked in, Naoko intervened “Wait! Doesn’t Timmy have the right to a fair trial?” Kiyoshi grumbled “You Americans with your so called ‘due process’ and ‘fair trials’! It’s so much easier in Japan. I acquiesce. We’ll have the trial tomorrow in Fairy Court. Until then, Timmy, you’ll spend the day cursed!” Timmy asked “How am I cursed?”  Kiyoshi snapped his fingers and a storm cloud appears and follows Timmy wherever he goes.

In Fairy Court, Kiyoshi appeared in a burst of flames. Jorgen Von Strangle stated “Although I don’t allow this, I will allow Naoko to appear.” Kiyoshi concurred, hoping that her testimony will give him Timmy’s soul, “Agreed. Secondly, if Timmy loses this case, not only will he lose his godparents, he will be sentenced to eternal damnation in hell.” Jorgen shocked, said “Wait! That’s not part of the rules!” Kiyoshi demanded “Silence! Your fairy rules mean little to an oni.”

Kiyoshi testified “I have a contract signed by one Timmy Turner, vowing me his immortal soul for a monkey’s paw that grants four wishes! I simply ask for what is mine!” Naoko, determined to do something, found some evidence but she wanted to use it for a last resort. The defense attorney, which is Cosmo stated “What is a contract, you may ask? It’s an agreement under law which is unbreakable.” Kiyoshi grinned at his win. Naoko, knowing the trial is not going smoothly, gave evidence. “Before you remove his godparents, there is something I wanted you to see.” The jury read a poem by Timmy “Trixie, you are sweet, no mere boy can beat, your beauty has taken it’s toll so I pledge you my soul.” The jury said “We find that Timmy Turner’s soul is in the possession of Trixie Tang and not of Kiyoshi.” Kiyoshi grumbled “Alright, Turner, get your soul and your godparents back, but let that ill gotten monkey’s paw be forever on your left hand!” He zaps Timmy’s left hand, turning it into a monkey hand.

The next day, Timmy tried to get his godparents to fix the hand but they couldn’t for it was a curse. Timmy looked at the clock and observed “It’s time to go.” Naoko advised “Timmy I wouldn’t go outside if I were you.” A collaboration of circus owners want to use him for a freak show and one of the ringmasters said to the others “Don’t worry, boys. He’s got to come out sometime.”
This is a non-canon short story about Timmy Turner making a deal with the devil. Or in this case, an oni.
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